Thursday, July 1, 2010
WHY DO IT IF YOU CAN'T HACK IT?
Sad? Yes.
Tragic? Maybe.
Defeated? No!
I really feel for her and I wanted to console her one time. But, to my surprise, she said that she was already feeling better after she prayed. Whoa! That was fast.. To think that this sudden recuperation happened just a few days after the guy left her! But you know, that's what God is.
You see, God is always there whenever you need Him. He's omnipresent, remember? But the best position I believe that He occupies is at the end of our rope. There has been a lot of situations that some people have faced which may be considered as unrecoverable. But they always manage to bounce back. With a little faith, of course.
A little faith goes a long way as long as it's genuine. Faith as small as a grain of mustard could go a long way. Luke 17:6 says that if you do have faith as little as that, you can tell the mulberry tree to be planted in the sea and it may obey you. That's so cool!
Well, never mind the tree. Imagine a mountain. Matthew 17:20 says that having that much faith is enough to command a mountain to move from here to there and the result is that mountain moving at your will! Amazing! Mountains usually represent problems. This scripture really says it all. Having faith as small as a mustard seed can take away problems. That's a relief!
Do not forget though that it has to be genuine faith. If you go praying for rain, don't go out of your house without an umbrella. Otherwise, what's the prayer for in the first place?
When my friend told me that she felt a good sense of relief despite her ordeal when she prayed, it just meant one thing... The distance of a solution to any problem is equally proportional to the distance of your knees to the floor. Think about it!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
A Guide to Women's Words
Women... Ah.. The best topic of choice. I got this from a friend it really does make a lot of sense! Read on!
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No No = No Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
Guys... We have a lot to learn!